Saturday, May 29, 2010

A Proposal for the Garden State


You see New Jersey has a few problems. First we have almost ten times the deer now as at the time of the Revolution in 1776. We do have many more squirrels however but that is another tale. Also New Jersey has passed a Medical Pot law which mandates its implementation but Governor Christie is doing studies regarding its implementation.
So I just thought, as one who runs a licensed nursery, as one trained somewhat in medicine, as an entrepreneur, and the like, what would happen is one grew this stuff and the deer at it as they do everything else. Would they get the munchies and then get obese and then get Diabetes and then well just pass on, or would we have to expand the Health Care Bill perhaps to cover the deer.
Imagine a cartoon series with Cheech and Chong Deer sitting on the front stoop, that is steps to all of you not from Brooklyn, with the two deer comparing the produce from several homes. There could be a great deal of material here. Then just think if the chipmunks started collecting the seeds.....the images are endless. Every home a garden in the Garden State...every creature sharing in nature's bounty! A bit too much I would gather.
Ah well, it is a summer weekend.....