Saturday, March 31, 2018

Dentists and a General: Not the Military Kind

Dentists are in a world of their own. In the US at least they have no connection to Medicare nor is a Dental Plan unlimited if one has such.

Frances Woolley, one of my favorite Canadian observers of the world, reflects on what is not just a Canadian issue but perhaps a worldwide one, namely the expanding procedures in the world of dental care[1]. She opines on the use of general anesthesia for extractions. I most heartily agree with her conclusion but for a different reason. A general anesthesia, a “General”, is always a high risk procedure. However it does allow the practitioner to add to the fee charged for a nominal increase in costs, namely what may be administered. A local such as lidocaine or a related anesthetic numbs the pain, yet the patient does endure the procedure.

 However as an old rule of thumb, a patient takes one month’s time to recover from a one hour General. That means that for a thirty minute extraction under a General you are not quite yourself for two weeks or more. For a Local you are back somewhat in 24 hours of less. The Local allows you to experience the process and putatively experience it and expunge it. The General is a suppressed experience that somehow requires a longer psychological recovery. That is why people who have a four hour General for say a prostatectomy take a long period to “feel themselves” again. Just what the process is I have no idea.

Now for dentists in general. Often one heard in Medical School that you can examine any part of the patient’s body except the teeth! There are people who handle that and in almost all cases they are dentists. A physician can do eyes, brains, toes, skin, intestines and the list goes on, but “no teeth”. I often wondered why? The answer in my humble opinion is that the handling of teeth is still somewhat stuck in the late Middle Ages. It is a craft, and part art.

You see, when God made man, or woman for that matter, but with women he corrected for a few mistakes in the first model, they live longer, but God assumed that these creatures would not live that longer than the first few batches out the gate. Thus God designed teeth to last say 30 to at most 40 years, slowly falling out along the way. Then along came physicians extending life spans, despite attempts to keep it low by using tobacco and the like. God’s current plan on shortening life span seems to be obesity so we will have to see how that plays out. But back to teeth. They were poorly designed. Like a 1957 Chevy chrome front bumper. Good to look at in the showroom but by the second or third year rotting away! Then along came the dentists, tear out the old bumper and attach a new one. Then keep that process up a bit but as anyone remembers the 57 Chevy lasted no more than 5 years because the engine or floor boars went as well.

Now back to Frances. She observes:

And if it makes having a tooth extracted less unpleasant, what's the harm? Well, the harm may be to your brain. General anesthesia may increase the chance of post-operative cognitive decline. This article using Taiwanese administrative data found a link between dementia and a history of surgery under general anesthetic. On the other hand, this study found no differences between patients receiving a general anesthetic and those receiving epidurals in terms of cognitive functioning three months post-surgery - although patients receiving an epidural had better surgical, as well as better short-term cognitive, outcomes. Many surgical procedures can be performed either with an epidural or under a general anesthetic. It is hard to find any study suggesting that general anesthesia produces superior results in cases where local anesthetic is a viable option. This study finds that general and local anesthetics produces similar outcomes, but local is cheaper. This one found that epidurals produced better patient outcomes than general anesthetics, and this one also comes down in favour of the local option. This leaves aside the 40 percent risk of post-operative nausea and vomiting after having a general anesthetic. Perhaps one day we'll see the Canadian dental association issuing guidelines on the use of general anesthesia. Insurance companies might step up and only reimburse the cost of general anesthesia in exceptional circumstances.

I think that she may be understating the issue. I would avoid a General at all costs. Last time I remember was when I had my tonsils out. They used ether, yes I am that old. Then after they ripped out the little lymph organs from the back of your mouth, pumped your lungs with ether, and some ended up in your stomach, you awake and have emesis emptying the last of your stomach contents past the now ripped out organ! Thank God medicine has advanced. But dentists using a General should really be extremely cautious. It must be a last resort in my opinion and done only when emergency facilities are proximate.

The same risks apply for example to colonoscopies. One can use a General or a more controlled use of fentanyl and versed. Even that has risks and requires a good backup plan. Thus the general use of a General is in my opinion highly unadvisable and Frances makes a compelling argument worth note to all.