I was approached by Antnee, my local squirrel representative, who proceed to tell me that the gang (8 squirrels, 5 chipmunks, 1 fox, 1 rabbit, 2 raccoons) are planning on filing a class action suit against the Governor here in NJ.
The reason is a new tax benefit bill proposed which says:
What we know: New Jersey lawmakers are currently considering a bill that would grant dog and cat owners up to $900 in gross income tax credits to offset the rising costs of caring for a pet. The proposed legislation would give those taxpayers $300 for everyday pet expenses and up to $600 for veterinary bills, totaling a maximum $900 tax break. Qualified expenses would include food, crates, leashes, litter boxes, collars, grooming supplies and toys, annual exams, medications, emergency care and diagnostic testing. By the numbers: New Jersey is the fourth most expensive state for dog ownership in the country, according to MarketWatch. The 2026 study claims that New Jersey owners spend an average of $32,947 throughout their dog's life. That lifetime cost includes $1,129 in puppy costs, $698 in food and treats, $1,084 in boarding and grooming and$1,111 for insurance and vet care.
Now the group states that I provide nuts, seed, clean water, and have from time to time rendered medical and psychological support and that the discrimination in favor of dogs and cats is unconstitutional. They argue that equal protection under the 14th Amendment is being violated, and that I should be eligible to get my $900 for each one of them whom I assist.
Later in the day Freddie the Blue Jay and Rocky the male cardinal stated they wanted to be amicus curia sing they also benefited by my care and upkeep.
Now it is no clear who will file this complaint but I refereed them to my attorney, who is fully aware of my predilections.
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